sorry:

when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

divinedorothy:

[senpai passes me the blunt] *gasps* an indirect kiss!!!